How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish