How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.