How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.