How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!