Good One Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Good Eye Jokes More Good Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Country Singer Jokes More Country Singer Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.