Good One Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Good Eye Jokes More Good Eye Jokes

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

New Jokes More New Jokes

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Good Head Jokes More Good Head Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle