If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
The good ones are hard to put down
I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!
Because all the good ones Argon.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
The Brains of Castamere.
Bud.
One.
Offswitch.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
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Because they were Miners...
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Enjoy the silence.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Well, you never know!
