If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
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The good ones are hard to put down
I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Because all the good ones Argon.
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
A cherry float.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
A Jolly Rancher.
Unemployed
Auld Lang Swine.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
A sixth sense
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
A new last name.
A new last name
Because he is an erascist.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Oscar im so sorry
