What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

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What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania