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What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.