Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Uni-ball
Stylus.
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
My pen is
Pennsylvania
They get sent to the pen.
Because it was always running out of the pen.
A bald point!
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
They're writing their last will and testament.
Pen and Oink!
To do long sentences!
Because he is an erascist.
Uniball.
Because it came out of the pen.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
