Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.