What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.