Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine