What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne