What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs