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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.