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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...