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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.