What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers