What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays