Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays