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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays