Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Spruce Wayne

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays