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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.