Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays