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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays