How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.