How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

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Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore