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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...