April Sale - 20% Off

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!