Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
He had a staff infection...
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Methrandir
The White Wizzer
A wizard is never late.
Because other cars have Mordor.
Because he has a magical staff.
Syrian Mckellen
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Sleigh-er
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Dumblebore
A staff infection
It was in A-minor
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
You run. You run so far away.
I herd that.
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
He got Pasta-toots.
