He had a staff infection...
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
The White Wizzer
A wizard is never late.
Because other cars have Mordor.
Because he has a magical staff.
Syrian Mckellen
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Because "6, 7 ate".
Bruce Wayne.
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Guaca-mole!
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
No Gandhi
An Opti-Mystic.
They make a Daily Prophet.
Because it wasn't his real dad
Because he was an old boar.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
