Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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