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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Cheap Trick Jokes More Cheap Trick Jokes

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick