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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Cheap Trick Jokes More Cheap Trick Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!