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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick