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Pimp Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Welshman Jokes More Welshman Jokes

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.