Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Cheap Trick Jokes More Cheap Trick Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.