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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.