What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.