What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!