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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.