Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses