Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.