Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."