Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack