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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.