What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.