What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.