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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!