What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon