What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!