What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon