What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

T Jokes More T Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!