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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.