Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.