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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon