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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.