Which fish can perform operations?

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.