Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.