Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.