Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.