Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Why go to college?

There's Google.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan