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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

College Loan Jokes More College Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans