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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

College Loan Jokes More College Loan Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan