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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

College Loan Jokes More College Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans