Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans