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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans