Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans