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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.