What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...