What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.