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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.