Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in