Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy