Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.