Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.