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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.