Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!