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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.