What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What's a dentist's favorite time?

Tooth hurty

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!