What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!