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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.