What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!