What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!