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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!