Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.