Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!