Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
The snowball!
Hot pants.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Brakedance.
It said "twist to open"
He had his raisins...
There wasn't a punch line.
Not many of them know how to dance.
You put a little boogie in it.
He had no body to dance with
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
The MOMbo.
They have two left feet
Dewalts
A square dance.
The foxtrot!
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Not very many of them know how to dance
Cygnet-ure-tunes!
A. San Fran-disco
Snowballs!
He had no-BODY to go with.
Rigor tortoise.
At a football!
Deus Ex Macarena
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Abundance.
Wild Twerky!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
The conga!
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
The burger-loo and the char char!
Because so few of them can dance!
A morris dancer!
The crystal ball
It had a little boogy in it.
Tango (tan go).
At the basketball.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
The Plymouth Rock.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because they both looked sharp!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Chick to chick!
Any kind of moosic you like!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
A cricket ball!
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Because they got no body to dance with!
The meat-ball.
They were trying to start a business.
Because you already know she'll work out.
Loafers.
The shadow of his former shelf.
A Polter-Heist
A toe-mat-o.
None of your abyss-ness
Dance moves.
The torque
Because she's probably a keeper.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
