Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because not very many of them can dance.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
The snowball!
Hot pants.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Brakedance.
It said "twist to open"
He had his raisins...
There wasn't a punch line.
Not many of them know how to dance.
You put a little boogie in it.
His pants had no ballroom.
He had no body to dance with
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
The MOMbo.
They have two left feet
Dewalts
A square dance.
The foxtrot!
His EKG ain't got no rythym
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Not very many of them know how to dance
Pork Grinds
Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A Rastapartying
A. San Fran-disco
Snowballs!
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
He had no-BODY to go with.
Rigor tortoise.
At a football!
Deus Ex Macarena
Dah okey pokey mon.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Abundance.
Wild Twerky!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
The conga!
And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
The burger-loo and the char char!
Because so few of them can dance!
A morris dancer!
The crystal ball
It had a little boogy in it.
Tango (tan go).
At the basketball.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
The Plymouth Rock.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because they both looked sharp!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Chick to chick!
Any kind of moosic you like!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
A cricket ball!
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Because they got no body to dance with!
Poll dancing!
The meat-ball.
Camembert!
A casket
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Nah Imma stay
Of chorus.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
His lips are moving.
PokeMongoDB
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
Spine
My attempts at small talk.
Long time, no sea.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
