Because they're so white the can't dance.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because not very many of them can dance.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
The snowball!
Hot pants.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Brakedance.
It said "twist to open"
He had his raisins...
There wasn't a punch line.
Not many of them know how to dance.
You put a little boogie in it.
His pants had no ballroom.
He had no body to dance with
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
The MOMbo.
They have two left feet
Dewalts
A square dance.
The foxtrot!
His EKG ain't got no rythym
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Not very many of them know how to dance
Pork Grinds
Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A Rastapartying
A. San Fran-disco
Snowballs!
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
He had no-BODY to go with.
Rigor tortoise.
At a football!
Deus Ex Macarena
Dah okey pokey mon.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Abundance.
Wild Twerky!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
The conga!
And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
The burger-loo and the char char!
Because so few of them can dance!
A morris dancer!
The crystal ball
It had a little boogy in it.
Tango (tan go).
At the basketball.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
The Plymouth Rock.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because they both looked sharp!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Chick to chick!
Any kind of moosic you like!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
A cricket ball!
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Because they got no body to dance with!
Poll dancing!
The meat-ball.
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Namaste.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
They're all, like, equal to me...
None, that's what students are for.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Mourning wood!
Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!!:0
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
It leaves.
Put a little boogie in it.
You put a little boogie on it.
Because it's always on a sundae!
They whip cream!
