Because they're so white the can't dance.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because not very many of them can dance.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
The snowball!
Hot pants.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Brakedance.
It said "twist to open"
He had his raisins...
There wasn't a punch line.
Not many of them know how to dance.
You put a little boogie in it.
His pants had no ballroom.
He had no body to dance with
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
The MOMbo.
They have two left feet
Dewalts
A square dance.
The foxtrot!
His EKG ain't got no rythym
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Not very many of them know how to dance
Pork Grinds
Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A Rastapartying
A. San Fran-disco
Snowballs!
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
He had no-BODY to go with.
Rigor tortoise.
At a football!
RAMs a make a dance!
Deus Ex Macarena
Dah okey pokey mon.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Abundance.
Wild Twerky!
The dance of the sugar plump fairy!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
The conga!
And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
The burger-loo and the char char!
Because so few of them can dance!
A morris dancer!
The crystal ball
It had a little boogy in it.
Tango (tan go).
At the basketball.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
The Plymouth Rock.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because they both looked sharp!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Chick to chick!
Any kind of moosic you like!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
A cricket ball!
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Because they got no body to dance with!
Poll dancing!
When they dance they make it rain.
The meat-ball.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
To promote off-shore drilling.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Throw in your washing.
Because 7 8 9
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
Because they lay out in the sun so much
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
Put a little boogie in it.
You put a little boogie on it.
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