Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.