Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.