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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.