Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!