Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.