March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Previous Random Joke Next
Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.