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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!