What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.