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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.