What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)