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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.