What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.