What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.