What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.