Nails in their hands and feet
4 if you have a dog.
The Imperial March
Because they lactose.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Coma-toes.
They're both leg ends.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Her natalie
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Ow, mitosis!
Mosqui-toes
Show him what you're made of!
A yardstick.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
A wooden slipper
A dead centipede.
The feet.
Cause they lactose.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
Lack-toes intolerant
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
Mitosis.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
The feet
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because then it would be a foot..
Six foot force
Pota-TOES!
A foot long
An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
He left his foot on the clutch.
They have bear feet
Because he four feet.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
What has a foot but no legs?
Potato!
Because they're "heel areas"...
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
10 E's
A Scotland Yard.
Tony.
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
She keeps her feet.
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Cashews.
Gary Glitters boots.
They're over two feet
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
They have webbed feet!
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
Because she grew another foot.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Girl: Your feet.
Unbereavable.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
On their feet!
It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
One foots both the same!
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
A small medium at large.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Shoos.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Loafers.
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
A yardvark!
He can't, it's impawsible.
Because then it would be a foot
To stamp out forest fires!
Because their feet stink.
Cause its feet smell.
Count Quackula.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
You take the letter F out of way.
Two pirates.
A fruit by the foot
That hit the spots!
Planck!*
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Elton John's chin.
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Gize.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
