4 if you have a dog.
The Imperial March
Because they lactose.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Coma-toes.
They're both leg ends.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Ow, mitosis!
Mosqui-toes
Show him what you're made of!
A yardstick.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
A dead centipede.
The feet.
Cause they lactose.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
Lack-toes intolerant
Mitosis.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because then it would be a foot..
Six foot force
Pota-TOES!
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
They have bear feet
Because he four feet.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Potato!
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
10 E's
A Scotland Yard.
Tony.
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
She keeps her feet.
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Cashews.
They're over two feet
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
They have webbed feet!
Because she grew another foot.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Unbereavable.
On their feet!
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
One foots both the same!
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
A small medium at large.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Shoos.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Loafers.
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
A yardvark!
He can't, it's impawsible.
Because then it would be a foot
To stamp out forest fires!
Because their feet stink.
Cause its feet smell.
Count Quackula.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Two pirates.
A fruit by the foot
Crocs
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Because they don't have any feet!
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Mitosis
Ahhh-shoes.
A good jumpurr!
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
A lost sole
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
When there are two of them.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
I work on a different plane
Nun of your business.
Are you having a crisis?
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Because 789
His personality.
The drummer.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
I'm not lichen this!'
She kept running away from the ball
Astor the ball is over!
Because March, April May.
