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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.