What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.