What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)