Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"