Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)