Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate