Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

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One has parents

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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All white, all white, all white.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.