Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish