Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.