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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.