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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.