Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.