Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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French press. (Too soon?)

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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Au, yeah!

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.