Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!