Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!