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Cave Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.