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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on