What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.