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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.