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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on