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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.