Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.