Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.