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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.