Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Chapped lips

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It wears an aqua-fur.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin