Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin