Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.