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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.