Olympic Game Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.