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Olympic Game Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Special Olympic Jokes More Special Olympic Jokes

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Thai Jokes More Thai Jokes

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.