Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.