Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
A song called "My Corona"
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
A Chicago Bear
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
LeBronze James
Borders
Because he never really was on your side.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
An udder disaster
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.