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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.