What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.