What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.