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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.