What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.