What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.