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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.