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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.