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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid?

You're in treble mister!