Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid?

You're in treble mister!

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common