Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.