Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.