March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to