Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!