What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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He just shakes it off.

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

Brunch Jokes More Brunch Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Apron Jokes More Apron Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.