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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.