He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Because red means stop D
She was wearing mittens
An astronaut.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Essays.
I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
A brunch.
A crepe.
Dough nuts!
