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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!