What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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To hide his booty.

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Cashews.

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That's just what I kneaded!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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A Yeast Infection

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Cracker.

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Doughnuts!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!