How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!