How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.