How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"