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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!