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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard