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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy