How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.