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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy