March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Previous Random Joke Next

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.