Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!