Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.