Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.