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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!