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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!