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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!