Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!