Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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It had no arms.

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Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Because of all the Hymns.

Why does everyone hate me?

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS