Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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A face palm.

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Because seven ten eleven!

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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It's meow-sic to their ears!

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We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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He gave her a ring.

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Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.