Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.