Freedom Rings Jokes

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

July Jokes More July Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week